J. Todd Harris

What starts off as a romantic honeymoon getaway, soon turns into a nightmare when Julianne finds out her new husband has no plans on letting her go. Trapped on a deserted island with no communication to the outside world, Julianne realizes that only one of them will make it off the island alive.

Unlucky in love, living at home with her eccentric mom and stuck in a dead-end secretarial job, Sarah Jane McKinney longs for more out of life. She soon finds, however, that opportunities abound for a girl with a killer instinct.

"The hilariously sordid details about a southern family surface with a vengeance when relatives converge for the funeral of 'Grandma Peggy' who died after tripping over her lover's wooden legs. Toss in a couple of feuding, big-haired daughters, a jumpy aunt who just quit smoking, the scorned neighbor from hell, and crazy, cross-dressing 'Brother Boy' and you've got an outrageous train wreck you can't help but watch"--Container.