So you want to be a mother!
Donna (Donna Reed Show), Harriet (Ozzie and Harriet), Barbara (Leave it to Beaver), Shirley (Partridge Family), Marjorie (Make Room for Daddy), Jane (Father Knows Best), Florence (The Brady Bunch)
The first day of school for "the baby"
Who are hard to raise - boys or girls?
How I spent my summer by Laura Parsons, age 11
The five greatest American fiction writers of all time (who just happened to be mothers)
Stepmothers with bad P.R.: Snow White's stepmother ; Cinderella's stepmother ; Hansel and Gretel's stepmother
Five classic motherhood speeches: "Why you cannot have a snake for a pet" ; "So you've decided to pierce your ears" ; "Do you know what time it is" ; "You want to borrow my WHAT?" ; "Don't pretend you don't know what this is all about. YOU know! "
Motherese: Oldies but goodies ; On age ; Guilt grabbers ; Great exit lines ; Philosophical bon-bons
If you can't stand the heat...turn off the stove
"Every puppy should have a boy"
Don't you dare bleed on Mom's breakfast"
Primer of guilt: "Bless me, everybody, for I have sinned"
"Do I have to use my own money?"
The spirit of Christmas...and other expenses