A letter to my friend or a frog in a sombrero does not a party make
Daily affirmations or a cup of pudding a day is the way to stay O.K.
Ellen DeGeneres : road warrior or sometimes you need a map, sometimes you need a globe, sometimes you need a map and a globe
The plane truth or dem ain't goobers, dem's peanuts!
I went to a psychic or baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex
How to explain sex to a child or where there's a corn chip, there's bound to be hot sauce
In the kitchen with Ellen or as tasty as poison and just as deadly
Things that sound like a good idea at first, but really aren't
Ellen DeGeneres is a man! or Ellen DeGeneres is a man!
The time Ellen DeGeneres had an emergency!
One step closer to God or one step back, you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around
Things to do if you're stuck in an elevator to help you pass the time
Ellen's wild kingdom or you can put high heels on a poodle, but that won't make it a hooker
Ask Ellen or it might look like honey, it might taste like honey, and bless my corns, it might even be honey
Crazy superstitions that really work!
The benefits of being a celebrity by Ellen Degeneres, big enormous star
Your own fantasy converstion with Ellen Degeneres
Experiments in human behavior
Ellen's sure-fire cures for the things that ail ye