Junior Asparagus is fearful after getting lost during a game of hide-and-seek, until a strange book transports him to a spaceship where everyone is frantic about being lost and Junior reminds them that God is with them, wherever they are.
Not wanting to go to school because there is so much to do all of the time, Junior boards the boat of some lazy pirates who help him see that school is important, even for those who do nothing but eat, sleep, and play all day.